I gotta admit, there is something about watching Natalie Portman rapping and saying the word “FUCK” around 20 times on this video.Oh and “Suck my dick” comes up too:

I specially enjoyed the ending!
Quick Update: We`ve got the lyrics to the Natalie Portman SNL Rap

Host: We’re sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman
Natalie: Hello
Host: So Natalie. What’s a day in the life of Natalie Portman like?
Natalie: Do you really want to know?
Host: Please. Tell us.

I don’t sleep mother fucker
on that Yak and that Burbin
doin’ 120 getting ooo while I’m swerving
damn Natalie you a crazy chick
yo shut the fuck up and suck my dick
I’m bustin’ dudes mouths like gushers mother fucker
roll up on NBC and smack the shit out Jack Zuker
(what you want Natalie)
to drink and fight
(what you need Natalie)
to fuck all night

don’t touch me while I’m crazy off that airplane glue
put my foot down your throat till your shittin’ my shoe
leave you screamin’, pay for my dry cleanin’
fuck you man, it’s my name that he’s screamin’

Host: I’m sorry Natalie but are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated?
Natalie: I never said I was a roll model
Host: but what about the kids that look up to you?
Natalie: do you have a message for them?

all the kids looking up to me can suck my dick
I’m Portman mother fucker I’ll drink till I’m sick
so your threw and pump nitros down the hole
watch you laugh and cry, while I laugh you die
and all you dudes you know I’m talking to you
(we love you Natalie)
I wanna fuck you too
p is for Portman, p is for pussy
I’ll kill your fuckin’ dog for 5 so don’t push me (haha)

Host: wow, Natalie, I’m surprised. all this from a harvard graduate
Natalie: well, there’s allot you may not know about me.
Host: Really? Such as?

when I was in Harvard, I smoke weed every day
I cheated every test, I snorted all the yay
I got a deaf posse, you got a buncha dudes
I sit down right on your face and take a shit on you

natalie, you are a badass bitch (hell yeah!)
and I always payed for your dry cleaning when my ??? gets in your shoe (what?!)
and as for the drug use, well I can vouch for that
my dick is scared of you, ooooooh

Host: Okiedokie…
Host: Natalie, one final question…
Host: If you could steal a smooch from any guy in holly wood who would it *chair smash*
Natalie: No more questions.